Capricorn/Aries: You are as cultured as a fine tub of yogurt. That is to say, extremely cultured. You are super organized and fun-loving, until you become overstressed and hangry. This election was probably hard for you, but fear not because your stellar attitude and tendency to help those in need will spur your self-growth and inspire others. Listen to some mindful meditation music and find time to read a fiction novel. Avoid Donald Trump’s twitter at all costs.
Aquarius/Taurus: You are easily likeable and friendly. You may have a tendency to put too much faith in others, or overestimate fellow peers and/or students capabilities. Despite this, you probably spend a lot of time helping others and find that there is little time for yourself. January should be a month of rest and reflection. Don’t be afraid to neglect your AP classes. They’ll understand your need for a break.
Pisces:You are probably too smart for your own good. You enjoy calling people out for their greater mistakes because you find it extremely entertaining. Might be a bit cynical at times when looking at
the state of the world and then at the some of the student body who are going to have to save it later in life. Refuses to let people eat or chew gum in their presence. All around G.
Cancer/Gemini: Consistently asking, “No but do you see what I’m saying?” when explaining things such as why fake news will be the down-fall of this great nation. Very good at lecturing people. Most likely owns an amazing leather backpack. You have a tendency to get off topic sometimes but always because of your passion for social justice. Can always make people laugh without trying. Baffled by the presidential election but hoping for the best. Leo: You are notoriously sassy. No one can ever tell if you are being serious or if you are being sarcastic. A real problem solver. You may carry around an awesome mug. Doesn’t like to be quoted in Veritas. Impressive musical abilities. Most likely you enjoy graph art, deep conversations about the state of our world and riddles.
Probably super good at math and may have a PhD.
Virgo: Peppiest of peppy. You enjoy hearing about drama and gossip and are always around for anyone who needs to talk it out. Very good at storytelling especially when it comes to stories about little kids fighting or doing something cute. Strong supporter of Ugg boots and Lilly Pulitzer pants. All your friends tell you you’re their favorite, which only encourages your fun-lovingness. Definitely cries every time they read the death scene in Romeo and Juliet.
Libra: You have a conspiracy theory that everyone has a concussion. Often jump the gun when diagnosing injuries because it’s better to be on the safe side. Killer at volleyball. You may also be easily agitated when people ask things of you that you find not important or irrelevant. You give great foot rubs and can rock a pair of yoga pants.
Scorpio/Sagittarius: Politics equally disturbs and fascinates you. Most of your time is spent laugh- ing at things Putin and Trump say and/or researching conspiracy theories so that you can knock them down with your superior history knowledge. Borderline in love with John Green. You probably drink a lot of soda/fizzy drinks and carry around a swaggy man purse. All knowing, and friends often come to you for wisdom.